Except reality isn't so ... digital. In reality I've found a lost wallet and helped return it to its owner. At least twice, actually. Both times because there

Except reality isn't so ... digital. In reality I've found a lost wallet and helped return it to its owner. At least twice, actually. Both times because there was an identifying name in the wallet. Then there's the time as a kid when we found $60 on the floor at a department store, and turned it over to lost&found. I remember it because the store had a policy that if cash hadn't been claimed for a month, then the person who turned it in got it. Which we did.