Because it’s both impersonal and creepy. To write and deliver a good best man’s speech, you don’t just need to know about the groom, you also need to know abou

Because it’s both impersonal and creepy. To write and deliver a good best man’s speech, you don’t just need to know about the groom, you also need to know about the groom’s relationships with half the room. So when you say “your computer”, what that means in practice is “Facebook/Instagram”.