The headline makes it sound like it's a Tesla-made train. If it had been made by Tesla, they would have hyped it into the ground, tried to put it underground,

The headline makes it sound like it's a Tesla-made train. If it had been made by Tesla, they would have hyped it into the ground, tried to put it underground, and inspectors would notice a suspicious amount of hacks done just to keep it running. And Elon would have promised a self-driving mode that inexplicably doesn't work with a vehicle that only goes forward and backwards.