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If your body says you should sneeze why do you think you know better? You probably have something to push out, no?

• adaml_623 2y ago
  In a crowd. Holding a sleeping baby. Sneaking past a security guard....
  • jrootabega 2y ago
    Mouth full of partially chewed carrot...
  • vasco 2y ago
    You always must sneeze into your chelidon / reverse elbow so the crowd one I disagree. The other two you got me there.
    • throwaway742 2y ago
      Then you get snot on your shirt sleeve.
      • vasco 2y ago
        That's the point, instead of everywhere.
  • tetris11 2y ago
    Despite Hideo Kojima's best efforts for realism, Solid Snake never developed a hacking cough
• rjh29 2y ago
  Does that apply to the bowels too? The body isn't that smart...
  • williamdclt 2y ago
    I mean, yeah? I don’t really see a situation where it’s better to ignore your bowels wanting to push something out?