Or are those easily resolved (but appear cataclysmic) issues voted up by a cabal that show up at the top of your Reviews forever, even after several app updates

Or are those easily resolved (but appear cataclysmic) issues voted up by a cabal that show up at the top of your Reviews forever, even after several app updates. So new users see the comments/reviews and are scared away. Really looking forward to more than just "Top Developers" (anyone know what the criteria are for this, BTW?) having access to this feature--users are going to love it, too, since we'll be able to get them back up and running quickly!