I don't want my fridge to take 5 minutes to boot. Seriously. I'm always super annoyed at the current state of smart appliances that take ages to power on becau

I don't want my fridge to take 5 minutes to boot. Seriously. I'm always super annoyed at the current state of smart appliances that take ages to power on because they run some half-assed linux on an underpowered processor that would give the apollo guidance computer a run for its money. And that's why I only have dumb appliances.