You may have missed the paragraph starting with: “As you know, this page attracts idiots. We sit here in the gentle glow of thousands of work hours being burned

You may have missed the paragraph starting with: “As you know, this page attracts idiots. We sit here in the gentle glow of thousands of work hours being burned away, and passing idiots are bewitched by the light. They fly towards us and peer in, only to become disorientated and upset. They attempt to enter, but succeed no further than repeatedly banging their poor, bemused little faces against the glass: trying, trying, trying... but never quite grasping the situation. […]”