I have seen good speakers with large audiences and screaming babies that can make a quip along the lines “baby, your skepticism is healthy, but let me convince

I have seen good speakers with large audiences and screaming babies that can make a quip along the lines “baby, your skepticism is healthy, but let me convince you, I have done my homework” that is funny at least once, everyone relaxes, and it doesn’t kick anyone out. If the baby keeps yapping, parents will usually find another place anyway. Also onsite daycare would be a honking great business idea for so many events, including but not limited to company holiday parties.