Fortunately, since we already treat artificial entities like corporations and their interests as if they’re legally people even if it means that humans suffer,

Fortunately, since we already treat artificial entities like corporations and their interests as if they’re legally people even if it means that humans suffer, we should have no problems ushering in the cyberpocalypse in which we pretend that we’re being equitable to other things we pretend are life forms by sacrificing the interests of some human beings to those of others with the capital to own good stochastic parrots.