The two examples that make my blood boil are: 1. “Modern web app”, also known as a polyglot monstrosity with ten thousand transitive dependencies of which at l

The two examples that make my blood boil are: 1. “Modern web app”, also known as a polyglot monstrosity with ten thousand transitive dependencies of which at least a few dozen were written by kids from Eastern Europe now pushing up sunflowers somewhere along the Donbas front.[1] 2. “Modern auth” also known as designed-by-committee standards documents that no human being can fully comprehend because it is almost entirely written with just six words, most of which are synonyms in the English language.[2] [1] This was the specific reason that forced an enterprise customer of mine to rewrite most of a newly developed Angular app. [2] Paraphrasing only slightly: “Token code cookie authentication ID code token code.”