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Same energy as ``Doctor, it hurts when I raise my arm.'' ``Then stop raising your arm.''
by thesuitonym 2y ago
Same energy as ``Doctor, it hurts when I raise my arm.''
``Then stop raising your arm.''
- itishappy 2y agoMy favorite version: A patient comes into a doctors office complaining of pain all over. The patient grabs their elbow and says: "It hurts when I touch my elbow like this." They then grabs onto their shin and says "When I grab my shin like this, it starts hurting too!" Finally, they massage their forehead and say "It even hurts when I rub my head! Doctor what's wrong with me!?" The doctor runs a few tests and replies: "Your finger is broken."
- codetrotter 2y agoMy favorite doctor joke, semi related: Patient: Doctor will I be able to play piano after the procedure? Doctor: Yes, I don't see why not. Patient: That's wonderful! I could never play piano before!
- itishappy 2y agoSimpsons did this one in the Planet of the Apes episode. Here's a musical rendition by Dankmus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMRcIOjdojU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMRcIOjdojU
- aaronbrethorst 2y agoWhat’s wrong with me? I think you’re crazy. I want a second opinion! You’re also lazy!
- flysand7 2y agoI am not crazy! (in the voice of chuck from Better Call Saul)
- bluGill 2y agoYou just need to practice.
- dhosek 2y agoI’m fond of an exchange from the end of “The Doctor Dances”: Mrs. Harcourt : My leg’s grown back. When I come to the ‘ospital I had one leg. Dr. Constantine: Well, there is a war on. Is it possible you miscounted?
- kleiba 2y agoPatient: Every time I drink coffee I feel a pain in my right eye. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the cup.