The government of Fluoridationia doesn't care about objects that are not legally tables. It will go to your house and charge you a license fee for your shelf-th

The government of Fluoridationia doesn't care about objects that are not legally tables. It will go to your house and charge you a license fee for your shelf-that-is-legally-a-table and ignore the flat round piece of wood you hanged from the ceiling. A "loophole" is not in itself a problem.