Who said I never read anything Ballmer said?! On the contrary, I've read and listened to a lot of his interviews and follow MS news moderately well for someone

Who said I never read anything Ballmer said?! On the contrary, I've read and listened to a lot of his interviews and follow MS news moderately well for someone who hates Windows but like (new) Windows Mobile and Win8 (because I think they have talent, but have stuck with poor management), so I guess I'm qualified to judge about Ballmer and I claim that almost none of his remarks on the direction of technology in the past 4-5 years were actually true.