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Prompt to Claude 3.5 Sonnet: Below is a recently published essay followed by some of the discussion about it on Hacker News. Write 10 short jokes on this theme,
by tkgally 2y ago
Prompt to Claude 3.5 Sonnet: Below is a recently published essay followed by some of the discussion about it on Hacker News. Write 10 short jokes on this theme, making sure that the jokes are funny in the way described by the essay's author. [essay and discussion omitted]
Claude's response: I understand you'd like me to write 10 short jokes on the theme of Markov chains being funnier than large language models, in the style described by the essay author. I'll do my best to create some jokes that aim for "unserious surprise" and violate expected patterns in amusing ways:
1. Why did the Markov chain cross the road? To get to the other side of unpredictability.
2. An LLM and a Markov chain walk into a bar. The LLM orders a statistically probable drink. The Markov chain orders a lampshade made of cheese.
3. What do you call a Markov chain that tells dad jokes? A Mark-ov Twain.
4. How many LLMs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - but it'll spend 20 minutes explaining the optimal lightbulb-screwing process first.
5. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Markov.
Markov who?
Markov chain reaction of nonsensical hilarity.
6. An LLM, a Markov chain, and GPT-4 walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." GPT-4 leaves. The LLM stays to debate ethics. The Markov chain orders a bicycle made of spaghetti.
7. What's an LLM's favorite movie? Predictable and Furious 17: The Safest Driving Yet.
8. How does a Markov chain tell a story? "Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a castle made of bananas and ruled over a kingdom of sentient toasters."
9. What did the Markov chain say to the LLM? "Your mother was a abacus and your father smelled of silicon!"
10. Why don't Markov chains make good therapists? Because their advice is always "And then you should banana the feelings until they become a hat."
- anvuong 2y ago"An LLM, a Markov chain, and GPT-4 walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." GPT-4 leaves. The LLM stays to debate ethics. The Markov chain orders a bicycle made of spaghetti." This is actually gold.
- muglug 2y agoIt’s... not? Even for the low bar of a geek joke it makes no sense since GPT-4 is an LLM.
- tourmalinetaco 2y agoThat’s what makes it gold.
- bryanrasmussen 2y agoIn normal English usage this would imply that the LLM was not GPT-4 LLM but some stereotypical anonymous LLM. In business terms GPT-4 can be said to be superior because it understood the instruction and left, in AI terms the anonymous LLM might be superior because it may have understood the instruction but responded in an "intelligent" manner by arguing about the morality of the instructions. At a meta-level the joke thus argues that GPT in achieving business ends has had its intelligence hampered. As have we all. At the same meta-level as the joke was constructed by Claude it can be argued that Claude is commenting on both the intellectual limitations of the Markov chain (insane babblings), and GPT-4 (unimaginative, inhibited business type) and that the best version is some LLM that is not GPT-4 with its limitations - an LLM like Claude. Sneaky Claude.
- Kuinox 2y agoDoes the markov chain would write something that make more sense ?
- scambier 2y agoIt's implied that GPT-4 has so many restrictions that will not argue and just do what is asked. In the context of the joke, an unfiltered LLM will just debate you.
- nevertoolate 2y agoYou're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog.
- zaik 2y agoIs this to be an empathy test?
- floren 2y agoSo was it that LLMs used to be capable of making actual jokes, or were they always this bad and I was just more impressed by the talking computer back then?
- minimaxir 2y agoIt's a different style of comedy. Absurdism vs. joke setups (and not quite nailing it)
- delusional 2y agoIt's the "impressed by the spectacle" one. I tried jokes with LLMs many times, and they're always this. Riffing on a couple of themes loosely related to what was asked. Always unfunny and uncreative.
- tkgally 2y agoI wonder, though, whether jokes like these could be useful to professional humorists who have to come up with gags on a deadline. From what I’ve read about monologue writing teams for late-night talk shows and the like, the writers first propose many ideas, most of which are shot down quickly and the remainder of which get tweaked and polished before being used. Some of the above jokes by Claude look to me as though they might serve as good starting points for such brainstorming. At least, they’re better than anything I could create in a short amount of time.
- jack_pp 2y agoI found some of those jokes good, definitely better than I would've ever written them. If you watch shows about comedy like say Hacks you'll see human comedians riff on stuff and a lot of the off the top jokes get discarded or improved. So Claude did fine in my book
- red75prime 2y agoI chuckled a bit. They are OK, if you don't get exposed to them too often. And with an LLM you can get as much exposure as you want (and all of the jokes are naturally from roughly the same probability distribution). I don't expect too much until AI self-play learning will be made possible, so I don't get disappointed by the expected shortcomings.
- tonyarkles 2y ago> 2. An LLM and a Markov chain walk into a bar. The LLM orders a statistically probable drink. The Markov chain orders a lampshade made of cheese. That’s pretty decent!
- minimaxir 2y agoClaude 3.5 Sonnet in general is the first modern LLM I've tried that's actually good at jokes that are inventive. The GPT-based LLMs are all too RLHFed to be wacky.
- sunaookami 2y agoGPT is too... robotic? Claude is much better at everything without overexplaining everything.
- wodenokoto 2y ago> What do you call a Markov chain that tells dad jokes? A Mark-ov Twain. I honestly thought that one was pretty good.
- bryanrasmussen 2y agowas it instructed to insult Mark Twain? Because otherwise, I take exception.
- dancemethis 2y agoHow runtime-y of you.
- antman 2y ago"How many LLMs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - but it'll spend 20 minutes explaining the optimal lightbulb-screwing process first." that was not funny that is accurately painful!
- raverbashing 2y agoThese are ok but they got nothing on the absurdist Markov Chain jokes (but that being said, the MC misses a lot of times as well)
- dan_mctree 2y agoWhy are bananas the funniest food? Even Claude seems to have caught on
- PawgerZ 2y agoProbably all of the Despicable Me minions memes fed into the training material.
- kqr 2y agoI didn't like any of these jokes specifically (too on-the-nose), but I definitely think you invented a funny category of jokes I could like a lot!
- temp_account_32 2y agoI'm sorry but these all sound like a Redditor's terrible attempt at humor, predictable formulae with 'le quirkiness'
- Applejinx 2y agoAll of the half decent ones could be made funnier by replacing the lolrandom part of the punchline with an actual Markov-chain style 'you're a right sentence but you just walked into the wrong association, buddy' twist. It's not just about lolrandom. Markov chaining is more likely to make a kind of sense, but the wrong kind of sense. An LLM, a Markov chain, and GPT-4 walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." GPT-4 leaves. The LLM stays to debate ethics. The Markov chain orders a coup.
- c22 2y agoThe knock knock joke (no. 5) was a decent attempt.
- layer8 2y agoAnd what is the conclusion you draw? IMO these are mid to meh or fall completely flat.