Half of the awfulness is the surprise, the second half is getting the smallest possible delta between water and sphincter temperature. Lol ! I think bidets are

Half of the awfulness is the surprise, the second half is getting the smallest possible delta between water and sphincter temperature. Lol ! I think bidets are kind of cool, but other than for your private ensuite they’re pretty impractical. Toto has the best temperature control systems though IMHO