Speaking for myself, the only "superpower" I got from a tumour near my brain was not being able to fully rotate one of my eyes because of pressure on the nerve

Speaking for myself, the only "superpower" I got from a tumour near my brain was not being able to fully rotate one of my eyes because of pressure on the nerve that moved it. While this was a fun party trick that caused my brother to laugh uncontrollably and brought much joy to the neurology ward, I'm glad I got it removed. I will also note that the tumour, being a tumour, had blood flow that was seriously messed up. The thing was mostly dead when the surgeon removed it, as it had suffered something like a tiny localised stroke. The idea that it was going to contribute anything sounds like bullshit.