In my experience, the trick is to not exercise. Get a hobby that involves physical movement. I collect such hobbies, and the only time I actually exercise it's

In my experience, the trick is to not exercise. Get a hobby that involves physical movement. I collect such hobbies, and the only time I actually exercise it's because I've pulled a muscle or something and need to do rehab exercises. You probably won't pull your muscles as often as I do if you get yourself some safer hobbies than the ones I've picked, but hey, no accounting for taste, right?