I am available on short notice. Available in formal, business casual, dont care and hipster attire. Skills include annoyingly fast typing and a full pallet of e

I am available on short notice. Available in formal, business casual, dont care and hipster attire. Skills include annoyingly fast typing and a full pallet of emotions; Anger, Sadness, Fear, Surprise, Disgust, Contempt, Happiness and Working all included in the standard rate*. * I charge extra for so-called "high-fives" on a per-five basis due to the added physical danger.