When the male relatives tried to drink me under the table / waterboard me with baijiu (some brand with a hologram authenticity sticker) the first time I went to

When the male relatives tried to drink me under the table / waterboard me with baijiu (some brand with a hologram authenticity sticker) the first time I went to Harbin and met the family of my then university girlfriend (later married) and instead it just took care of this strange shivering thing that had started happening to me, and THEY needed to be dragged home unconscious, I should have realized then and there I was an alcoholic instead of being so proud I “passed the test”.