The cops came by to arrest the criminal but luckily the criminal quickly thought of a brilliant scheme. “I didn’t commit the crime and, in fact, I hold myself

The cops came by to arrest the criminal but luckily the criminal quickly thought of a brilliant scheme. “I didn’t commit the crime and, in fact, I hold myself to a higher standard than the law requires.” Crestfallen the police walk away. “It’s air tight, bullet proof really. He said he didn’t do it so case closed.”