I love these press releases that get published by newspapers. It is like if my dog made buddies with some news editors and then I was bombarded with “Fluffy is

I love these press releases that get published by newspapers. It is like if my dog made buddies with some news editors and then I was bombarded with “Fluffy is best dog, deserves chicken on counter”, “Cutest best doggy award for all time goes to Fluffy”, “Walk time? It is now”, “Editorial: Should we invite dogs to sit and eat at our tables as equals? The answer might shock you” articles for the rest of my life.