You probably do care about your saved credentials and application secrets, CNG keys, and passkeys, though, and VBS can protect those. I appreciate the humor in

You probably do care about your saved credentials and application secrets, CNG keys, and passkeys, though, and VBS can protect those. I appreciate the humor in xkcd but a cartoon over a decade old is not an accurate depiction of the current state of the art, and while Microsoft may not have gotten as far as Apple has (backwards compatibility for the enterprise is a tar pit) it’s not like the security engineers didn’t laugh bitterly at that when it came out and decide to do better.