I mean, they'll take the time to write flowery marking BS like "our transmission delivers power intelligently right where it's needed for the smoothest ride, op

I mean, they'll take the time to write flowery marking BS like "our transmission delivers power intelligently right where it's needed for the smoothest ride, optimizing your comfort and blah blah blah use dirt mode for pushing your adventure to the extreme and sport mode when it's time to shine blah blah" but they won't say "The system can apply the brakes to an individual wheel if the tire loses traction." And then they'll sell several different models which all have equivalent but different marking BS and no way to tell what the actual difference between the products is. Give me a damn table of specifications.