The single declarative sentence per paragraph, seemingly "If I sound like a TED talk I'll be as insightful as some of them!" is supremely obnoxious too... Or is

The single declarative sentence per paragraph, seemingly "If I sound like a TED talk I'll be as insightful as some of them!" is supremely obnoxious too... Or is it the impact of people using Twitter as place for long-form content? Who the frakk subscribes to your newsletter, richbray? Other tech bros?