The marketing department strikes again! When I was younger we made a joke about how there was 'the commission' that made everything suck more. Just to fuck wit

The marketing department strikes again! When I was younger we made a joke about how there was 'the commission' that made everything suck more. Just to fuck with us. For instance making sure hot dogs come per 8, but buns per 6. Or the '3 person portion' with 4 equal size pieces. Or making the plastic on top of packaging so thin the 'open here' tabs will never work. Anyway, I've since learned this is actually called 'marketing departments' and that commission that makes everything suck is just emergent behavior. Probably anyway ;)