I am almost surprised they did not try to come up with something that isn't really that bad, but isn't great that they failed at just to give themselves a "crit

I am almost surprised they did not try to come up with something that isn't really that bad, but isn't great that they failed at just to give themselves a "critical" failure. That would add credibility to this self made report card... The scary part is there is likely a decent number of people (I would be lying if I wouldn't at first glance) that would see them being critical about themselves and take that to assume the rest is fine.