I thought the opening line "Scrum is horrible" made it immediately clear that this is an opinion piece. I can't speak for this author, but when I say something

I thought the opening line "Scrum is horrible" made it immediately clear that this is an opinion piece. I can't speak for this author, but when I say something like "your data fits in RAM" or "just say no to microservices" I am well aware that some data actually does not fit in RAM and sometimes microservices are actually appropriate. I'm pretty happy at a Scrum shop right now, but I appreciated reading this. If you have a passionate opinion forged from personal experience, I think it's best to just present it that way rather than trying to tone it down or dress it up into something tamer but more universally correct.