Eh, it very well might be the best answer. It's a "Have you stopped beating your grandmother?" kind of question. Perhaps the famous Zen non-answer "Mu" would be

Eh, it very well might be the best answer. It's a "Have you stopped beating your grandmother?" kind of question. Perhaps the famous Zen non-answer "Mu" would be better, but "No" is about as close an English equivalent as you'll get. Q: How long until they ban VPNs? A: No. Just no.