Following the unfortunate announcement of our screw-up that resulted in what some (unfairly) qualify as the outage of the century, rest assured that we are doin

Following the unfortunate announcement of our screw-up that resulted in what some (unfairly) qualify as the outage of the century, rest assured that we are doing everything in our power to keep our customers happy and as uninformed as possible. Since we're very, very sowy, and since we said "we're sowy", we don't appreciate people making fun of us. Please stop ridiculing us, or say mean things about us. In fact: we'd appreciate you leave us alone, it's already a hard time for us. Dont talk about us, unless, of course to pay us a compliment.