Many threads with the same doubts abt this article. Welcome to the Baffler being the Baffler. Spoiler: It's an ivy league troll newspaper. While it may make

Many threads with the same doubts abt this article. Welcome to the Baffler being the Baffler. Spoiler: It's an ivy league troll newspaper. While it may make some points along the way, it tends to troll itself as hard as its readers, dazzling all with projected pretentiousness. Don't take it too seriously and you'll be fine. Or if you dare, supplement their trust funds and coastal comedy writers' salaries and subscribe to read some of their other articles.