You cared enough to write that shitty comment, eh? Once when I was a child I was at the zoo watching the chimpanzees and one of them reached behind itself, cra

You cared enough to write that shitty comment, eh? Once when I was a child I was at the zoo watching the chimpanzees and one of them reached behind itself, crapped right in it's own hand, and flung it at my head. It exploded on the glass right in front of my face. I was startled but then we both shared a laugh. Right now that chimpanzee is better than you.