"In our analysis we shall assume that John and Marsha perform toilet operations with the same frequency" Yeah right ... I have a wife, two sons and two daughte

"In our analysis we shall assume that John and Marsha perform toilet operations with the same frequency" Yeah right ... I have a wife, two sons and two daughters and we have 4 bathrooms in the house which works out perfectly. That's one bathroom for each female and a spare one for the three males to share. And the comments about the lid are funny. I was taught to put it down when I was growing up, but I never find one that way (don't let the dog kiss you at my house).