Javascript runs on every device, gets around corporate firewalls, has the backing of every major tech company and most crucially has way lower expectations of q

Javascript runs on every device, gets around corporate firewalls, has the backing of every major tech company and most crucially has way lower expectations of quality: If a desktop app crashes your users will curse your name, a Javascript app they'll just shrug and refresh the page. Is it a bad language? Doesn't matter, nothing can beat that feature set. In the year 2424 people will be using machines a hundred thousand times more powerful than machines today and devs will still be fucking about dealing with javascript apps running like pigs.