Well no, it's more like _ubiquitous tunneling service grants anonymous sign-up and thereby disguises origin and commingles traffic that Was Authenticated Somewh

Well no, it's more like _ubiquitous tunneling service grants anonymous sign-up and thereby disguises origin and commingles traffic that Was Authenticated Somewhere with traffic that Could Be From Anyone, with the effect of opening a hole in your first line of defense_. If you merely want to be edgy, then well done. Otherwise, a piece of advice, start by understanding the problem.