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> the Vegan-Carnivore [diet] war That would be a short and brutal war resulting in the total defeat of the Vegan army. If it somehow were to develop into a lon

> the Vegan-Carnivore [diet] war That would be a short and brutal war resulting in the total defeat of the Vegan army. If it somehow were to develop into a longer conflict the Carnivores would target the supplement factories and storage facilities in Vegania upon which they could just wait before the Vegan army succumbed to malnutrition.

FrustratedMonky 2y ago
The Vegan Army were beaten back by the initial Carnivore attacks. But they started to turn the tide. By using the fallen Carnivores as mulch in their gardens, the plants became more fruitful. The Vegans knew they only had to hold out long enough, time was on their side as the Carnivores began to die from Heart Attacks and Strokes and various metabolic diseases. They only needed patience as the carnivores succumbed to their own bad habits. Sadly, most Carnivores were also well armed, and being Carnivores, could eat the Vegans. So the battle carries on, with the Vegans, while healthier, remain hiding in small enclaves.
- hagbard_c 2y ago
  The failure of the supplement denial strategy puzzled the Carnivore leadership at first so they sent out spies into Vegania. It did not take them long to find the reason for this failure: Vegania's veganism turned out to be no more than a façade, a mock religion pushed and promoted by the leadership of the country in an attempt to hide their failure and abuse of power and privilege. They used this discovery to deadly effect when they released video recordings of lavish parties held by Vegan leaders where they indulged in all that is forbidden according to Vegan standards. From pit-roasted boar to flame-broiled burger, they captured them all in grisly detail and caused these images to be distributed far and wide. While most inhabitants of Vegania also violated the rules and regulations of their creed - which explained the failure of the supplement denial campaign - they had assumed that their leaders at least would show restraint. They felt betrayed by their betters, they were promised a better world but that promise turned out to be hollow. What started with a trickle soon became a flood and within a few short months Vegania was but a side note in the history books. Some Vegans joined the Carnivores, most turned to the Vegetarians. The world was at peace, for a while...
  - FrustratedMonky 2y ago
    Scene: A father and son, standing on a dock about to board a ship, distant explosions startle the boy. The Vegania Army is in collapse and the Carnivores were closing in, and looked hungry. Many Vegenia solders whispered amongst themselves ('they have a lot of guns, but they sure look fat and winded. Maybe we should have taken those record gun sales more seriously') boy: "Father, why are we leaving" father: "They have started rounding up scientist and sending them to re-education camps to force them to learn how to BBQ, and cook steaks correctly". boy: "I'm scared". father: "I heard that one guy cooked a steak well done, and they forced him to eat hot dogs". - boy whimpers, as another explosion sounds close by boy: "but papa, is it true what they say about supplements? Tell me the truth". father: "no son, B12 is produced by the plants that the cows eat". boy: "but what about collagen and creatine, surely those are only from animals" father: "son, we are animals, and we produce our own collagen and creatine. When eaten in a suppliment, the body breaks them down into amino acids that can also be found in plants directly". father: "we were sabotaged by our own people. junk food vegans distorted the studies. and the agriculture industry over-farmed the soil so it no longer has all the minerals that went into the plants of our forefathers, nor into the animals that eat the plants" boy:(looking up wistfully with a tear) "Why can't we tell them. Is there nothing we can do to let them know" father: "We will be back. They are collapsing, dying in droves, their health care systems collapsing under the weight of the dead. They wont survive long. Maybe the next generation can learn" son: "papa, do you really think so". (Sadly the father looks around, as explosions come closer, he hears the ravenous yells of the hungry carnivores. He puts his hand on his sons shoulder to quickly guide him onto the ship that will take them out to sea in search of more enlightened lands. His own shoulders slouch as he knows that ignorance grips most of the world and there is little hope of finding a friendly port).
    - hagbard_c 2y ago
      I can see by your coat, my friend You're from the other side There's just one thing I got to know Can you tell me please, who won? Say, can I have some of your purple berries? Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now Haven't got sick once Probably keep us both alive Horror grips us as we watch you die All we can do is echo your anguished cries Stare as all human feelings die We are leaving, you don't need us Go, take your sister then, by the hand Lead her away from this foreign land Far away, where we might laugh again We are leaving, you don't need us And it's a fair wind blowin' warm Out of the south over my shoulder Guess I'll set a course and go
aziaziazi 2y ago
Did the Carnivores knew most livestocks are heavenly supplemented? Their attack on the B12 temple broke the nutriments source of their future meal and soon the only live-meat remaining was the 100% free range one, basically almost nothing. Some carnivores became defacto vegan, some other fight against each other for who gonna get the meat. Vegans tried to eat some dirt, hopping to get some holly B12 bacteria from it.

FrustratedMonky 2y ago

The Vegan Army were beaten back by the initial Carnivore attacks. But they started to turn the tide. By using the fallen Carnivores as mulch in their gardens, the plants became more fruitful. The Vegans knew they only had to hold out long enough, time was on their side as the Carnivores began to die from Heart Attacks and Strokes and various metabolic diseases. They only needed patience as the carnivores succumbed to their own bad habits. Sadly, most Carnivores were also well armed, and being Carnivores, could eat the Vegans. So the battle carries on, with the Vegans, while healthier, remain hiding in small enclaves.

hagbard_c 2y ago
The failure of the supplement denial strategy puzzled the Carnivore leadership at first so they sent out spies into Vegania. It did not take them long to find the reason for this failure: Vegania's veganism turned out to be no more than a façade, a mock religion pushed and promoted by the leadership of the country in an attempt to hide their failure and abuse of power and privilege. They used this discovery to deadly effect when they released video recordings of lavish parties held by Vegan leaders where they indulged in all that is forbidden according to Vegan standards. From pit-roasted boar to flame-broiled burger, they captured them all in grisly detail and caused these images to be distributed far and wide. While most inhabitants of Vegania also violated the rules and regulations of their creed - which explained the failure of the supplement denial campaign - they had assumed that their leaders at least would show restraint. They felt betrayed by their betters, they were promised a better world but that promise turned out to be hollow. What started with a trickle soon became a flood and within a few short months Vegania was but a side note in the history books. Some Vegans joined the Carnivores, most turned to the Vegetarians. The world was at peace, for a while...
- FrustratedMonky 2y ago
  Scene: A father and son, standing on a dock about to board a ship, distant explosions startle the boy. The Vegania Army is in collapse and the Carnivores were closing in, and looked hungry. Many Vegenia solders whispered amongst themselves ('they have a lot of guns, but they sure look fat and winded. Maybe we should have taken those record gun sales more seriously') boy: "Father, why are we leaving" father: "They have started rounding up scientist and sending them to re-education camps to force them to learn how to BBQ, and cook steaks correctly". boy: "I'm scared". father: "I heard that one guy cooked a steak well done, and they forced him to eat hot dogs". - boy whimpers, as another explosion sounds close by boy: "but papa, is it true what they say about supplements? Tell me the truth". father: "no son, B12 is produced by the plants that the cows eat". boy: "but what about collagen and creatine, surely those are only from animals" father: "son, we are animals, and we produce our own collagen and creatine. When eaten in a suppliment, the body breaks them down into amino acids that can also be found in plants directly". father: "we were sabotaged by our own people. junk food vegans distorted the studies. and the agriculture industry over-farmed the soil so it no longer has all the minerals that went into the plants of our forefathers, nor into the animals that eat the plants" boy:(looking up wistfully with a tear) "Why can't we tell them. Is there nothing we can do to let them know" father: "We will be back. They are collapsing, dying in droves, their health care systems collapsing under the weight of the dead. They wont survive long. Maybe the next generation can learn" son: "papa, do you really think so". (Sadly the father looks around, as explosions come closer, he hears the ravenous yells of the hungry carnivores. He puts his hand on his sons shoulder to quickly guide him onto the ship that will take them out to sea in search of more enlightened lands. His own shoulders slouch as he knows that ignorance grips most of the world and there is little hope of finding a friendly port).
  - hagbard_c 2y ago
    I can see by your coat, my friend You're from the other side There's just one thing I got to know Can you tell me please, who won? Say, can I have some of your purple berries? Yes, I've been eating them for six or seven weeks now Haven't got sick once Probably keep us both alive Horror grips us as we watch you die All we can do is echo your anguished cries Stare as all human feelings die We are leaving, you don't need us Go, take your sister then, by the hand Lead her away from this foreign land Far away, where we might laugh again We are leaving, you don't need us And it's a fair wind blowin' warm Out of the south over my shoulder Guess I'll set a course and go

aziaziazi 2y ago

Did the Carnivores knew most livestocks are heavenly supplemented? Their attack on the B12 temple broke the nutriments source of their future meal and soon the only live-meat remaining was the 100% free range one, basically almost nothing. Some carnivores became defacto vegan, some other fight against each other for who gonna get the meat. Vegans tried to eat some dirt, hopping to get some holly B12 bacteria from it.