It would actually be extremely cheap, since it would last only 1 charge (if it came pre-charged), no connectivity, no way to export anything it does (not even p

It would actually be extremely cheap, since it would last only 1 charge (if it came pre-charged), no connectivity, no way to export anything it does (not even print a photo). After 24h literally more useless than a rock as a phone wouldn't even work as a thing to bang other things on. If it did happen to have a solar charger, still pretty useless, except for the camera (if available).