Since we're clearly not being serious here and rather in a "who argues for the dumbest thing" contest (with the OP voting for communism), I raise the bar and su

Since we're clearly not being serious here and rather in a "who argues for the dumbest thing" contest (with the OP voting for communism), I raise the bar and sustain the contrarian thing: I declare EVERY EMPLOYEE SHOULD BE OWNED BY IT'S COMPANY! Beat that, bitches! :)