Another point against CrowdStrike: they did not have any "try once and if it fails, stop trying" logic. It cannot be the first time any CrowdStrike engineer saw

Another point against CrowdStrike: they did not have any "try once and if it fails, stop trying" logic. It cannot be the first time any CrowdStrike engineer saw the crash loop phenomenon. And so, a professional would have filed a high priority bug saying, "we need a way to stop crash loops definitively and automatically". That would have been literally the headline I'd choose for the bug. This is incompetence that in a just world would result in the corporate death penalty.