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Doesn't even make sense. Babies cry all the time for a multitude of reasons, none of which are informed by how many diapers are in the house.
by bagels 2y ago
Doesn't even make sense. Babies cry all the time for a multitude of reasons, none of which are informed by how many diapers are in the house.
- throwway120385 2y agoYeah and given how often we get it wrong as parents, imagine the absolute dumpster fire it would be to have a voice assistant get it 10x as wrong.
- shermantanktop 2y agoBabies just need to learn to cry only when the diapers in the garage are running low. How hard could that be?
- crabmusket 2y agoClearly the feedback loop is too long currently. If we could instantly dispense diapers onto the baby as soon as it started crying, that would improve learning outcomes and encourage experimentation.
- shermantanktop 2y agoSounds like a virtuous cycle to me! Babies who cry a little at a time will be awash with diapers, leading to secondary market opportunities. Now we just need a two-sided marketplace to capture that business and charge a modest fee.
- sa46 2y agoInterestingly, there is an app, Chatterbaby [1], that claims to detect why a baby is crying based on the acoustic features of the cry. I've used it with middling success. That'd be a neat integration: "Alexa, why is my baby crying?" [1]: https://www.chatterbaby.org/pages/ https://www.chatterbaby.org/pages/ https://www.nature.com/articles/s41390-019-0592-4 https://www.nature.com/articles/s41390-019-0592-4
- UberFly 2y ago"Your baby is crying because it doesn't like the brand of formula you purchase. We recommend Amazon Basics!"
- dyingkneepad 2y ago"We recommend you try UBQTLONR this time!"
- teractiveodular 2y agoNow with extra melamine!
- Electricniko 2y ago"Your baby is crying because you often raise your voice and make unreasonable demands of those around you. Would you like to add insurance for a lifetime of psychiatric help to your cart?"
- 39896880 2y agoThis sounds like a joke but Amazon made a device specifically to listen to people talk all day and tell them how they sound to others. It is called Halo.
- smolder 2y agoYour baby is crying over the intrusion of big tech into their private life before they even have object permanence.