“We are sorry. We really messed up with this deployment. In fact, we’ve questioned whether we should be alive, or whether we should have even been born at all.

“We are sorry. We really messed up with this deployment. In fact, we’ve questioned whether we should be alive, or whether we should have even been born at all. Heck, maybe none of this should exist.” The only way I can imagine one-upping the detractors at this point.