Well, I'm not a CrowdStrike customer, so I'm not entitled to any gift cards anyway, and I'll refrain from asking snarky questions like "is that per organization

Well, I'm not a CrowdStrike customer, so I'm not entitled to any gift cards anyway, and I'll refrain from asking snarky questions like "is that per organization, per affected PC, or per minute of wasted support time?" Instead, let me offer the following, alternative snark: "If I were to share with you the secret of renaming your C-*.sys files to C-*.tmp prior to trying to ingest them, so that if you crash while doing so, you will not repeat that mistake right after rebooting, how many US$10 gift cards is that worth? Keeping in mind, of course, that is, like, 2 hours of parking where I live?"