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https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/mickens/files/theslowwinter.pdf https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/mickens/files/theslowwinte... "Unfortunately for John, the
by HeliumHydride 2y ago
https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/mickens/files/theslowwinter.pdf https://scholar.harvard.edu/files/mickens/files/theslowwinte...
"Unfortunately for John, the branches made a pact with Satan
and quantum mechanics [...] In exchange for their last remaining
bits of entropy, the branches cast evil spells on future genera-
tions of processors. Those evil spells had names like “scaling-
induced voltage leaks” and “increasing levels of waste heat”
[...] the branches,
those vanquished foes from long ago, would have the last laugh."
"John was terrified by the collapse of the parallelism bubble,
and he quickly discarded his plans for a 743-core processor
that was dubbed The Hydra of Destiny and whose abstract
Platonic ideal was briefly the third-best chess player in Gary,
Indiana. Clutching a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a shot-
gun in the other, John scoured the research literature for ideas
that might save his dreams of infinite scaling. He discovered
several papers that described software-assisted hardware
recovery. The basic idea was simple: if hardware suffers more
transient failures as it gets smaller, why not allow software to
detect erroneous computations and re-execute them? This idea
seemed promising until John realized THAT IT WAS THE
WORST IDEA EVER. Modern software barely works when the
hardware is correct, so relying on software to correct hardware
errors is like asking Godzilla to prevent Mega-Godzilla from
terrorizing Japan. THIS DOES NOT LEAD TO RISING PROP-
ERTY VALUES IN TOKYO. It’s better to stop scaling your
transistors and avoid playing with monsters in the first place,
instead of devising an elaborate series of monster checks-
and-balances and then hoping that the monsters don’t do what
monsters are always going to do because if they didn’t do those
things, they’d be called dandelions or puppy hugs."
- mattnewton 2y agoI haven't read this piece before but I just knew it was going to be written by Mickens about halfway through your comment.
- throwup238 2y agoThe "mickens" in the URL on the first line was a dead giveaway :-)
- yieldcrv 2y ago> According to my dad, flying in airplanes used to be fun... Everybody was attractive .... this is how I feel about electric car supercharging stations at the moment. There is a definitely a privilege aspect, which some attractive people are beneficiaries of in a predictable way, as well as other expensive maintenance for their health and attraction. so I could see myself saying the same thing to my children
- officeplant 2y agoI'm ruining that trend by charging my E-Transit in nice places and dressing poorly.
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- tibbydudeza 2y agoThanks - it is rather funny.