At work, I drink coffee, decaf, black. If I'm going to a coffee shop to drop $7, it's not because I'm an addict, it's because I want to splurge on a sweet dess

At work, I drink coffee, decaf, black. If I'm going to a coffee shop to drop $7, it's not because I'm an addict, it's because I want to splurge on a sweet dessert. I also sometimes buy ice cream at the grocery, for the same reason. I'm assuming you eat nothing but bread and water, unadulterated by anything that makes food delicious.