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With all due respect, I wouldn't commit any crimes if caffeine was suddenly illegal. I'd have headaches for a few days and that'd be it.

• itishappy 2y ago
  With all due respect, I've heard the exact same thing from a number of folks taking Opioids after surgery. They were right, fortunately, and navigated their withdrawal symptoms without incident. I'm sure you're right too, but it's not a particularly convincing argument. I've definitely seen behaviors that horrify me from some of the caffeine addicts in my life. I bet caffeine prohibition would lead to a rise in domestic disputes, for starters, followed by Starbucks speakeasys and coffee cartels.
  • gunapologist99 2y ago
    A Starbucks speakeasy sounds awesome actually.
  • guluarte 2y ago
    Withdraw from caffeine is not the same as opioids
  • jpalawaga 2y ago
    Comparing opioids to caffeine is also not a particularly convincing argument... Is your comment satire?