To be fair, I’m not sure how many straw men will get you a pint at most public houses these days. I’m only familiar with egg-to-pint exchange ratios, but then

To be fair, I’m not sure how many straw men will get you a pint at most public houses these days. I’m only familiar with egg-to-pint exchange ratios, but then again most of my personal liquidity is tied up in a henhouse currently.