Oh it was a NULL pointer access... again. I wonder if this is a preventable problem, hmmmm. No sir, not at all! It was inevitable! Let's just leave this behin

Oh it was a NULL pointer access... again. I wonder if this is a preventable problem, hmmmm. No sir, not at all! It was inevitable! Let's just leave this behind us! Those who think it's preventable are part of a certain "evangelism strike force", I tell you! They make zero good arguments, never listen to them! Back to business as usual, boys! C/C++ are without a single flaw!