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No Uptime Hosting (2006)
- DrWhax 2y agoYou might also like http://pauperhosting.nl/ http://pauperhosting.nl/
- mrklol 2y agoThe link behind "Click here for English" is a good one, I have to remember that. Good idea.
- skrebbel 2y agoI like how deep the rabbit hole goes on pauperhosting. The accidentally included admin panel with leaked customer db, the VPS demo, everything. I'm pretty sure I haven't even discovered half of it yet.
- isoprophlex 2y agoAlmost all the customer names in that excel file are taken from "huilende rappers - waddepjedangedaan", on a joke rap album by drum and bass legends noisia. It's all in Dutch... but the made up names are so incredibly funny that i use them for dummy data everywhere. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4uLvqM7Clc https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4uLvqM7Clc
- pdonis 2y agoI like how clicking "here" for English takes you to a DuckDuckGo search.
- johndunne 2y agoHow do we know they even power up any servers at all, for the service? I mean, they could simply just not power up any servers at all. Till then, I’ll opt for the ‘take-my-money’ plan.
- ralegh 2y agoIdeally they wouldn’t need to power up the servers but you can see from the graph that unfortunately there’s still some uptime, though they are working on it, maybe once they reach 100% downtime
- ataru 2y agoI think I heard that moving from 99.99% unavailability to 99.999% unavailability costs ten times more.
- pylua 2y agoThis is a great place to host all those litigation hold files.
- deno 2y agoThe site being currently up does not inspire confidence.
- pauldraper 2y agoThis is just the marketing site. Reasonable to expect it's hosted on different infra with different reliability
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- janwillemb 2y agoIt even survives the HN hug of death. Very disappointing.
- hansvm 2y agoHow bad is the HN hug of death btw? My laptop can serve 200k QPS per core. I can't imagine HN is that much more intensive? Are 1vCPU VMs just that much worse?
- thornewolf 2y agoYour laptop can serve 200k qps per core?
- hansvm 2y agoTo be fair, most modern computers can, but yes.
- lelandbatey 2y agoYes, they are much worse than bon-fide actual single cores on most recently purchased laptops. But also, the HN hug of death mostly happens with tiny non-static sites that are sloppily hosted. If you're serving static assets it's hard to "hug of death" a Casio watch.
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- RcouF1uZ4gsC 2y agoThis is a great host for all my privacy disclosures for my websites and apps.
- janwillemb 2y agoFree identity theft included!
- codetrotter 2y agoThis one pairs great with https://devnull-as-a-service.com/ https://devnull-as-a-service.com/ I mean, just check this list of features: https://devnull-as-a-service.com/features/ https://devnull-as-a-service.com/features/ And the pricing is super competitive too! https://devnull-as-a-service.com/pricing/ https://devnull-as-a-service.com/pricing/
- salviati 2y agoYep! Also this one comes to mind http://www.supersimplestorageservice.com/ http://www.supersimplestorageservice.com/
- lovestory 2y agoFinally I have discovered where my university moodle servers are located!
- didgeoridoo 2y ago> Don't like uploading your files via FTP? No problem! Send us your files on a floppy and we'll upload it for you. It's one of the many ways we do our best to accommodate your needs. Just remember, our floppy system does not accept Windows, Linux, or Mac floppies. OS/2 Warp is back, baby!
- jand 2y agoI am not very good at telling jokes. But even i can tell, that this is low effort. You really get a laugh out of it? Like "hahahaha, they said PHP 5"?
- theden 2y agoSign me up!
- teeray 2y agoI heard they’re announcing unlimited write-only object storage soon
- pauldraper 2y agoPerfect place for hosting internal docs
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- hypeatei 2y agoWow this is the kind of thing that will disrupt a ton of industries!
- jfengel 2y ago/golf clap
- louwrentius 2y agoDTaaS Down-time as a Service
- freedomben 2y agoThis looks like a good service for compute, but it's way over priced for storage. It probably makes most sense to use the included disk for application code only and store all data in something like S4 [1] [1]: http://www.supersimplestorageservice.com/ http://www.supersimplestorageservice.com/
- peterleiser 2y agoUnder "Key scenarios" they include "SETI@home output recorder". Ouch.
- louwrentius 2y agoI have a new business idea. I’m going to rent out 64-core systems with oodles of RAM, with ZFS. This is the catch: the ZFS pool is based on mirrors of 3.5 inch floppies
- nehal3m 2y agoThat's a Sweet Dream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGfkPCZYfFw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGfkPCZYfFw
- louwrentius 2y agoI got the reference ;-)
- iwontberude 2y agoDon’t forget https://HostGecko.com https://HostGecko.com I miss these old joke websites. No Uptime is old af
- OuterVale 2y agoThe site could be improved with a Cloudflare 'always online' banner. https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflares-always-online-and-the-internet-archive-team-up-to-fight-origin-errors https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflares-always-online-and-th...
- atum47 2y agoI wonder if I can make an interesting project using the I'm-poor specs
- Retr0id 2y agohttps://archive.is/fqe0o https://archive.is/fqe0o
- 6510 2y agoup since 2016! https://nouptime.com/admin.php https://nouptime.com/admin.php
- Waterluvian 2y agoUgh. I can’t get to the purchase screen. Nothing seems to work properly. 24/8 support?! This site is a joke.
- surfingdino 2y agoSoon to be acquired by CrowdStrike
- nanodeath 2y agoThe HTML source is pretty good too. A doctype that's half HTML5, half XHTML. A pre-IE7 script tag thing. A meta-keywords tag. Lists that don't actually use any list tags. Raw PHP tags being dumped into the HTML output. No closing body or html tags. This joke has _layers_, man.
- godzillabrennus 2y agoNeeds more iframes from the sound of it…
- btdmaster 2y agoSubmitting https://nouptime.com/support.php https://nouptime.com/support.php calls error('5') but error is not defined anywhere in the JavaScript code.
- account42 2y ago> No closing body or html tags. Well those are officially optional now so it's just well optmized HTML.
- fallat 2y agoFinally a service that tells the truth!
- jejeyyy77 2y agoeverything about this design is such a throwback.
- neogodless 2y agoThe support form does nothing at all, but I think it would be much more effective if it led me to believe it did a lot more than it does.
- fideloper 2y agoAgree, was disappointed there was no easter egg here.
- omoikane 2y agoThis reminds me of Microsith, which had a support form where you can ask it questions, but the response was always "format and reinstall". https://web.archive.org/web/20050206190826/http://microsith.com/support.php3 https://web.archive.org/web/20050206190826/http://microsith....
- dangoodmanUT 2y ago> Free Identity Theft
- _yb2s 2y agoLess mistakes and nonsense facts in the features list than half the products on Aliexpress and Amazon these days.
- toast0 2y agoYeah, but does it come with IPMI that doesn't work?
- tempodox 2y agoIt has Dedicated Win 3.11, so it would be the perfect platform for the current CrowdStrike craze.
- anfractuosity 2y agoOut of interest, that mentions "Dedicated Win 3.11", so silly question, I assume you would be able to install DOS on a dedicated server, but might it be possible to run DOS/Win 3.11 on EC2 (I couldn't find a publicly accessible list of AMIs)
- aaviator42 2y agoTwitter account for this site is still active: https://x.com/nouptime https://x.com/nouptime
- jszymborski 2y agoThat is such a classic template.