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Note: parody of famous Onion article about mass shootings https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1819576527 https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-na... applied to Crowdstrike and C++ vulnerabilities.