I'm a big fan of satire in general, but in this particular case it failed to land with me - TFA is about not allowing an EU release of powerful open models that

I'm a big fan of satire in general, but in this particular case it failed to land with me - TFA is about not allowing an EU release of powerful open models that can be run locally (or at least on the edge). In the meantime, the cloud-hosted LLMs like ChatGPT and Claude (that would be affected by a Kessler Syndrome event) are fully available in the EU.