A man finds a shiny bottle on the beach. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. Genie: "I shall grant you one wish, mortal." Man: "I wish to bring my grandmoth

A man finds a shiny bottle on the beach. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. Genie: "I shall grant you one wish, mortal." Man: "I wish to bring my grandmother back to life." Genie: "Apologies, but reviving the dead is beyond even my vast powers. Perhaps you'd like to make a more... achievable wish?" Man: "Alright then, I wish for worldwide adoption of the ISO 8601 date format." Genie: "...Uh, where did you say your grandmother was buried?"